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Chloé Zhao, who just won an Oscar for best director, writes fanfiction.
That’s the kind of validation I needed in my life. Thank you, ma'am.
(via slither-in-gryffindor)
why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that’s on you
(via borinq)
(via damn-funny)
I don’t have a hard time believing this.
Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories
A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.
(via damn-funny)
This is Shakespearian.
I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.
(via damn-funny)
Modern poetry at its finest
In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.
The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.
(via damn-funny)
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
(via damn-funny)